Are you ready to read the worst jokes in the world? A lot of them involve some kind of silly pun that leaves you thinking, "How could someone come up with such a stupid joke?" But most impressive of all is that some jokes are so bad, so bad, that they are funny. Want to see?
The world's most horrible puns: are you ready?
1. Change
I lived on one island and moved to another. This was not a pun, but a pun.
2. The Little Sheep Called Rover
When I have a sheep, I will name it Rover. So when I shave it, I can tell I have Rover wool.
3. A matter of taste
I drink coffee. Claudia, milk. I eat ice cream. The Clark, Kent.
4. The little studious lizard
Why did the lizard ground his son? Because he year reptile.
5. Dialogue between two planets
Mars: Meow!
Saturn: Shut up!
Mars: Why?
Saturn: Astronomy.
6. Napoleon was party rice
Do you know why they always invited Napoleon to parties? Because he was Good at Party.
7. Antonym
Do you know what the opposite of volatile is? Come here, nephew.
8. A cautious pine tree
Do you know why the pine tree is not lost in the forest? Because he has a pine cone.
9. Diagnosis
One person spent two days in the pool, and then went to the doctor. Do you know what the doctor's diagnosis was? Nothing else.
10. Friendly Coolants
Why do Coca-Cola and Fanta get along? Because if Fanta goes bankrupt, so does Coca-Cola.
11. Cooking tip
Why is it not good to store kibbeh in the freezer? Because inside, he squirts.
12. What's up with those cows?
Why in Argentina do cows keep looking at the sky? Because there are bulls in the air.
13. Musician in the pharmacy
The musician went to the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for an A minor. The pharmacist said he didn't have it. So the musician asked for a medium D.
14. Have you thought?
If it rained chocolate, we would get wet Toddynho.
15. Learning a new language
Do you know what the name of the intestine of the ox is in Spanish? Small intestine.
16. Curiosity about ants
Why does an ant have four legs? Because if she had five, she would be called fivemiga.
17. Historical curiosity
Do you know the first time Americans ate meat? When Cristóvão Com Lombo arrived.
18. It's not dislike
What is the antonym of sympathy? Not potio.
19. I doubt you know this one!
What are green glasses for? To see it up close.
20. A name suitable for the role
Do you know the name of the man who is setting up the Christmas crib? Armando Birth of Jesus.
21. Vampires also eat breakfast
Do you know what the vampire's favorite cereal is? Oat.
22. Secrets of the ocean
What are two gray spots in the sea? Two-barons.
23. A scared chick
I had a chick called Relam. When it rained, Relam chirped.
24. Choosing a child's name is not easy at all
A couple went to the registry office to register their child. The office clerk asked:
- What is the name?
- Edson.
- What is the date of birth?
- He hasn't been born yet.
- Then it will not be possible to register the child. When she's born, you can come back and I'll register.
A month later, the couple got back together. The employee was already preparing to register the child as Edson when the couple announced that they had changed their minds. The son should be named Pelé.
- Because? - asked the official.
- Because Edson was before birth.
Read More Name Puns: Name Puns: The Funniest Name Jokes!
25. Driving instructor
What did a driving instructor do in forró? He went to teach Frank Aguiar.
26. Pedro is a calm guy
Do you know why Pedro takes the juice slowly? Because it's juicier.
27. That's an easy one!
Do you know the difference between pond and bakery? In the pond there is frog. In the bakery, bake bread.
28. Chemistry classroom
What is the chemical formula of holy water? H God O.
29. The cute side of spiders
Why is the spider the neediest animal in the world? Because she arac need you.
30. Couple discussion
What did the brick say to the brick? There is a jealous among us.
