The 25 best Joãozinho jokes to laugh a lot with friends!

Everyone knows Joãozinho. He is naughty, naughty, baggy and, contrary to what he may seem, super smart. No character in the humorous universe is as famous as he is. And Joãozinho's best jokes are the ones where he's at school doing some art. Do you want to know the 25 funniest Joãozinho jokes? So check it out!

1. Joãozinho is late for school on Monday

Joãozinho arrives late for school. When he enters the classroom, the teacher says:
- Late again, Joãozinho?
- Hey, teacher! Aren't you the lady who says it's never too late to learn?

2. Joãozinho is late for school on Tuesday

Once again, Joãozinho arrives late for school.
- What happened this time, Joãozinho?
- I was attacked by a pit-bull on the way to school, teacher!
- Our! And is everything ok? Did he bite you?
- Bite he did not bite. But he ate all the homework.

3. Joãozinho is late for school on Wednesday

Joãozinho arrived at school once again late.
- Joãozinho, what excuse are you going to give this time?
- It's just that I was dreaming of a soccer game, teacher.
- Oh yes? And what does that have to do with your delay?
- It's just that the game tied, there was overtime and it went to penalties!

4. Boiling milk

- Joãozinho, I need to water the plants in the backyard. Pay attention when you boil the milk, huh?
- Of course, Mom.
The milk boiled and the kitchen floor got wet. When the mother came back, she couldn't believe what she saw.
- But, Joãozinho, I asked you to pay attention when the milk boiled.
- And I did. It was exactly 10:35.

5. Joãozinho floating in class once again

For a change, Joãozinho is floating in the Portuguese language class.
- Joãozinho, tell me two pronouns.
- Who? I?
- Well done, Johnny!

6. People are talking badly about Joãozinho... Why is that?

- Mom, my friends are saying I'm a gold digger.
- Which friends, Joãozinho?
- If you give me 10 reais I'll tell you.

7. Math class

The teacher asks Joãozinho:
- Joãozinho, if I give you two cats, two more cats, two more cats, how many cats will you have?
- Seven.
- I think Joãozinho did not understand the question. I give you two cats, two more cats, two more cats. How many cats do you keep?
- Seven, teacher.
- Let's change the question. I give you two oranges, two more oranges, two more oranges. How many oranges are you left with?
- Six.
- Well done, Johnny! Now let's go back to the cat example. Two cats, two more cats, two more cats: how many cats do you have?
- Seven.
- But why seven, Joãozinho?
- Because I already have a cat at home.

8. Miracle in math class

Joãozinho was the only student in the class to correctly answer the mathematical problem that the teacher had given him in the lesson. Confused, she asks:
- Joãozinho, did you do the homework with your father?
- Of course not, teacher!
- What great news, Joãozinho!
- My father did it himself.

9. Homework

The teacher asks Joãozinho:
- Joãozinho, why didn't you do your homework?
- Because I live in an apartment.

10. What good news!

Joãozinho came home jumping with joy.
- Mother! Mother! Today the teacher asked the class a question and I was the only one to raise my hand!
- But that's good news, son! And what did she ask?
- Who didn't do their homework.

11. Like at the North Pole

Joãozinho arrives home after school. The mother asks:
- How was school today, Joãozinho?
- It was like the North Pole.
- Like this?! North Pole?!
- Everything below zero.

12. Joãozinho's Mathematics

- Joãozinho, how much is one minus one?
- I don't know, teacher.
- One minus one, Joãozinho! Is easy!
- I don't know, fessor...
- Come on: I have a mango and I eat this mango. What's left?
- The lump.

13. Joãozinho at school

Joãozinho interrupts the explanation to ask a question;
- Teacher, how do you put an elephant in the fridge?
- I don't know, Joãozinho.
- Well, open the fridge door and put him there.
The gang breaks out in laughter. Except the teacher, of course.
- And how do you put a giraffe inside the fridge?
- Open the refrigerator door and put it there - replied the teacher.
- No, teacher. First you have to get the elephant out of there.
The teacher takes a deep breath and resumes her explanation.
- Teacher!
- Again, Joãozinho?
- The lion had a party in the savannah. Do you know the only animal that couldn't go?
- Which one, Joãozinho?
- The giraffe. It's just that it was still in the fridge.
As soon as the teacher resumes her explanation, Joãozinho interrupts her for the third time:
- Teacher!
- Ah, Joãozinho, one more time?
- I promise it's the last question. How do we cross a river full of alligators?
- Get on a boat and cross the river.
- You don't need all that, teacher. You can go swimming.
- But what about alligators?
- They're at the lion's party.

14. Joãozinho also knows how to be cute

Joãozinho asks his mother:
- Mom, did you know that red is the color of love?
- Of course, son.
- Love you mom. Take my bulletin here.

15. A mysterious phone call

Joãozinho calls the teacher late at night.
- Teacher, could you repeat what you said in class today?
- Wow, Johnny! Were you that interested?
- No, it's just that I can't fall asleep.

16. Portuguese class

- Joãozinho, conjugate the verb to walk.
- I walk, you walk, he walks, we...
- Faster, Joãozinho!
- I run, you run, he runs, we...