Check out a selection of some of the best (and worst) Naruto jokes for a good laugh. If you're a fan of the anime, you'll understand the references quickly.
- Kakashi, what is your favorite defense?
- Attack
- Like this?
- The best defense is HATAKE
How is the best way to watch Naruto?
On a TV, Itachi.
- Nagato, why do you work out so hard?
- No Pain no gain
Which ninja is always putting on a show?
O Rock Lee
Why is Might Guy still single?
Because he still hasn't found the Might Girl
Which doctor cures even in the name?
A Sa-kura Haruno
Why did the Uchiha go to the doctor?
Because he was in pain in Obito
Hinata: Kakashi, Naruto went out to buy rice and still hasn't come back. What do I do?
Kakashi: I don't know, make soup.
Why couldn't Kakashi stop laughing?
Because he had a Hatake of laughter.
- Naruto, how did you find out where I live?
- Leaf Village.
- Naruto, do you want coffee?
- Yes, with hinata sugar
Why didn't Sasori's grandmother let him leave the house?
Because he Chiyo for her that day
Which ninja is always getting sent away?
Oh Chō-jūrō
Might Guy: Rock Lee, answer me in English what is two times 10.
Rock Lee: Tents
Which ninja is always grazing?
Original
